Soaring Like A Turtle

So, I left my kids with strangers and took a ride in a glider. Wait, what?

Three Days Of Funny: The 2018 Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop

I flew 1,800 miles to further my career. And take a nap.

We took our first-ever family vacation to Las Vegas, and nobody got bit by a fish.

During a recent trip, I was a bit overwhelmed by the fast pace of life off the ranch.

Our day at the zoo involved raw meat, chicken poop, and a craving for more.

Our car broke down, and – fortunately – we were stranded for over two hours.

We went to a horse sale, and Milo only growled at a random stranger once.

A child-free day meant more freedom, but also more maternal anguish.

Our CA trip was so sick, and not in a surfer-dude fun way.

We took a pickup instead of a wagon, but our town trip still took two days.