On the ranch, this has nothing to do with drinking booze and everything to do with branding calves.
Men have two basic emotions. Women have...well, more than two.
When alone at cow camp, every distant rumble sounds like a truck engine bringing my cowboy back home.
When Jim is gone, I do all the chores and watch too many movies.
Catching a free dinner can sure be expensive.
For better or for worse, but not for common sense.
I daydream about leaving the sticks for civilization, but I know I would miss the sticks.
My outfit of the day explanation. Because mine usually need one.
"I hate to be a bother, but there is a hole in our roof."
I (I mean we) had to get rid of some of his (I mean our) stuff.