My outfit of the day explanation. Because mine usually need one.
"I hate to be a bother, but there is a hole in our roof."
I (I mean we) had to get rid of some of his (I mean our) stuff.
A personal profile, as written by a drunken primate.
My first attempt at a high and tight did not end well.
I got a new car! Well, new to me, but I love it.
...you better get used to dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. There will be dirt on your floors, tracked in by cowboy boots and blown through invisible cracks in the seals around your windows and doors. Dirt will be caked onto his jeans heaped in the laundry room, and large quantities will be washed down … Continue reading If You’re Gonna Marry A Cowboy…