I daydream about leaving the sticks for civilization, but I know I would miss the sticks.
Life With A Dumb Phone
There’s an app for that, but I don’t have it.
Don’t Touch That: A Day Date
A child-free day meant more freedom, but also more maternal anguish.
Fragrance: Gasoline By Generator
My outfit of the day explanation. Because mine usually need one.
A Totally Sick Trip
Our CA trip was so sick, and not in a surfer-dude fun way.
Ranch Wives’ Suggestion Box
“I hate to be a bother, but there is a hole in our roof.”
Downsizing: Keep Mine, Toss His
I (I mean we) had to get rid of some of his (I mean our) stuff.
Confused And Slightly Caffeinated
A first-interview survival story.
Desolate Ranch Wife Profile
A personal profile, as written by a drunken primate.
The Home Haircut
My first attempt at a high and tight did not end well.
