Arizona – Jolyn Young

Fall Time is Fun Time

We moved south and I learned there are other people in the world.

We moved from Arizona to Oregon, and we fear we will be cold forever.

Our day at the zoo involved raw meat, chicken poop, and a craving for more.

We went to a horse sale, and Milo only growled at a random stranger once.

Our CA trip was so sick, and not in a surfer-dude fun way.

I (I mean we) had to get rid of some of his (I mean our) stuff.

A personal profile, as written by a drunken primate.

We took a pickup instead of a wagon, but our town trip still took two days.

You won’t believe some of my responses to FAQs about being a desolate ranch wife.

Washing the kids by flashlight caused a Mom Meltdown, but I’m better now. Mostly.